French Military
I don’t know why anyone would want to bash the French. Here is some disgusting stuff I found on the subject. Click on images and zoom in.
Article from The “Weekly World News”. Check stand tabloid
Google Search Results for French Military Victories
Soldier of Surrender Magazine
Top 10 Album in Paris
Quotes from Dennis Miller
“Listen, I would call the French scum bags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.”
“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”
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“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” —General George S. Patton
“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” —Norman Schwartzkopf
“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” —Marge Simpson
As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.” —Jacques Chirac, President of France
“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” —Rush Limbaugh
“I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!” —Jay Leno
An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French…. Raise both hands if you are French.
“I just love the French. They taste like chicken!” —- Hannibal Lecter
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman
French Army Knife
A niche for Kerry?
Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q: Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
A: People were confused about which side to spit on.
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
A French Anti-Tank Weapon made of French and Canadian Parts