The story you are about to read is true and based on actual events that occurred on Dec 21st, 2010. The names have not been changed, since they were all guilty of having fun.
One of the groups I ride with is the “Georgetown Gold Wing Honda Riders”, Meet Up Group. Meet Up Groups are a great way to socialize with those sharing common interests, without the politics and BS of clubs. Meet Up Groups can be found online and if you have an Iphone, you can even get an Application to keep abreast of the Group of your choice. All types of machines are welcome in the Georgetown Group with the exception of machines with loud exhausts. Although I don’t ride a Gold Wing anymore, I tolerate them lumbering lovable machines and they tolerate me.
One of the informal leaders of our Group is Falcon (Stu McCurdy). Falcon is a retired Air Force Colonel/Pilot, Vietnam Vet and as a result, he is very detail oriented…okay he’s Anal. I appreciate that fact though because all I have to do is mindlessly ride my machine and Falcon takes care of the details. Falcon plans the route, keeps a degree of relaxed discipline and is mindful that all are having fun. Typical ride formations follow AMA guidelines and CB communication is maintained between the lead and the tail to ensure safe and efficient riding. I have a CB on my ST1300 and each ride Falcon asks if I have communication and I kept telling him it is not operational so he won’t assign me to road duties. That way I can just relax and enjoy the ride.
The week prior, Falcon posted a ride idea on the Meet Up site to see the Painted Churches and it mushroomed into a full blown ride. “The Painted Churches” are a series of ornate and hand crafted Churches in an area South East of Austin, Tx, built by German and Czech Settlers. With Old World craftsmanship they produced some visually stunning and historically interesting places of worship. And my favorite part, the Meet Up Group finds a way to incorporate food and this one would include a late lunch at Murphy’s Steakhouse. Riding and eating, it was going to be a good day.
Plan “A” was to rendevous in Hutto in the Lowe’s parking lot with Kickstands Up at 0900 hrs. For those who didn’t mind getting up early, Mario’s Mexican Restaurant in Hutto was picked as the pre-staging location for their Miga’s. Personally, I prefer Corned Beef Hash and Eggs but Corned Beef Hash seems to be a rarity in Texas, taking the back seat to Chicken Fried Steak and Potatoes. If anyone out there reading this knows of a place in Texas you can get good Corned Beef Hash for breakfast, send me the GPS coordinates!
Falcon’s Co-rider is his lovely wife Diana (Di Di). I have a lot of respect for Diana, she’s a handsome Woman with class, good sense of humor and a down to earth personality. Besides, she has put up with Falcon’s antics for over 40 years. My Co-rider Cecilia (C) is much the same and anyone who can put up with me has some special qualities too. I can always count on C to be the unofficial photographer and on this ride she ended up taking over 200 pictures. Joining us for breakfast were Thom and Betsy Schumaucher, Stephen Morrison from GWRRA Chapter “O”, Glenn and Betty Copeland, two new members to the Meet Up Group, Jim and Tanya Evans, riding a BMW LT. The rest of the riders would meet us later at the Lowe’s.

Zeke (Me) and Cecilia Roberts
C and I left Georgetown and took the toll road 130 to Hwy 79. After our quick 16 mile jaunt to Hutto and an ATM, we arrived at Mario’s to find a long table ready with hungry riders. If you ever make it to Hutto, Tx, you will find Ceramic Hippos and Hippo icons all through out the town and in people’s yards. If you are wondering what the deal is, the Hippo’s are the local High School’s Mascot…..mystery solved. Breakfast at Mario’s is good and Mario is there to ensure all are satisfied when they leave. He will accommodate large groups or riders and will open early if you have at least 12 in your party. I enjoyed my standard Bacon and Egg breakfast while the others enjoyed their Tex-Mex breakfasts. If you are riding east from the I-35 corridor on Hwy 79, Mario’s is a great place to fill up the riders tank.

Chow time at Mario’s
Energized with food and topped off with fuel, we met the remainder of the riders in the Lowe’s parking lot. Introductions and reintroductions were made as we were joined by Dan Badwey, Buzz and Judy Landry, Jack “Bling” Reynolds” and mystery rider, Greg Stott. During the kicking of the tires and swapping of lies, Greg announced he was heading home due to work. Greg rides a Kawasaki 1400 Concours and I have yet to ride with him. I have met him twice and both times he appeared and disappeared just as quickly. I know he works at Dell Computers and he knows Thom Schumacher and that’s it. He must be afraid his Kawasaki is going to breakdown in the midst of all these Honda’s, or he’s just busy. Maybe one day he’ll get to take his shoes off and stay a while.

Center front Lt to Rt: Judy & Buzz Landry, Diana and Stu McCurdy
Back row Lt to Rt: Steven Morrison, Betty and Glenn Copeland, Me and Cecilia, Jack “Bling” Reynolds, Mystery Rider Greg Stott, Jim & Tanya (Helmet), Betsy Schumacher and Dan Badwey. Photo by Thom Schumacher.
After a few photo ops, catching up and introductions, Falcon gave a ride briefing. Steve Morrison would be riding sweep. Steve’s salty appearance, confidence and adorned riding vest testified he would be exemplary in his duties. It was time to shut up, gear up and saddle up and Falcon relayed it was time to roll. I am sure all the other Riders and Co-riders were thinking about the Churches but I was already thinking about Murphy’s Steakhouse…”What time will we get there?…What kind of steaks do they have?…What will I order?”

The Machines
We left Hutto with 9 ships, minus the Kawasaki and began our backroads journey. We were about an hour from the first Church and the weather was stellar. The week prior temperatures had dropped into the thirties but we were looking at a possible record breaking day with temps forecast into the 80’s. You gotta love Texas weather, its as volatile as the economy. The ride on Road 1660 takes you through undulating hills, farmlands and ranches. For brief moments I could of swore I was traveling through the farmlands of Kentucky or Pennsylvania. Fall and Autumn colors were is their splendor and the clean clear air provided a moving canvas of relaxation. Other traffic was virtually non-existent as we made our way to Hwy 95 to Elgin, Bastrop, Flatonia and to Praha for the first of the Churches, St Mary’s. By the way, Elgin is a great destination if you want BBQ. Elgin is also the home to Elgin Sausage, so its a good destination if your hungry.

Road 1660 from Hutto
One of the first things I noticed as we neared Bastrop is the presence of Pine Trees and that fresh Pine smell. In California they are everywhere but in Texas they’re a rarity, giving way to Cedar Trees and Prickly Pear Cactus. I was enjoying the lack of traffic, the sights of homes, cabins and ranches tucked into the pines, the bands of sunlight piercing through the trees and the smell pine.

Somewhere in Texas.
Riding with large groups is fun but the real fun starts when you reach a parking lot. Falcon being on a Trike is less sensitive to unstable surfaces, so do as I say and and not do as I do is the rule. Having a machine without a reverse gear and in the presence of Wings, I must be mindful whether or not I will have to back up on an incline on a bed of ball bearings/gravel when it comes time to leave. After years of training other riders, I can tell a lot about a rider by watching them in the parking lot, where the force of gravity is increased and the ground less stable. There are ways to control a group in a parking lot situation and it takes a little practice and coordination. Our first few stops bordered on a Chinese Fire Drill practice but weren’t too bad. They got better through out the day but at times I grew impatient as the other riders figured out what they were going to do. So I would break ranks and parked away from the group to minimize my chances of becoming a Domino.

Where the painted Churches Lay

Falcon surveys all that lays before him at St. Mary’s.
The exterior the first Church seemed nothing special as did most of the others, although they each had some character. The real beauty is inside, hidden from the eyes of those unknowing who mindlessly pass through these small Texas towns as they move from Point A to Point B. I don’t quite know how other folks think but my mind is always racing and I am constantly bombarded by out of the box thoughts. I believe it is possbile that I am an Idiot Savant of the bizzare thoughts. If you are familiar with the thoughts of Jack Handy, he and I are on the same train of thought and possbily in the same train car. If you don’t know who Jack Handy is, Google it!

Napping with Baby Jesus
Anyway, as the others were making their way to the Church doors via the paved pathway, I began walking amongst the Nativity scenes and plaques on the Church lawn. As I walked on the grass heading towards the Steeple and looking at the pine needles I was visually greeted by a freshly made Dog Turd. Although not a profound moment it proved to me that if you take the road less travelled, you will see things other won’t. I took a picture, so they can see what they missed. Next, I saw the 3-D Nativity scene. In my mind a song began to play “I don’t care if it rains or freezes, as long as I get to nap with Jesus!”. Then the photo op. Oh yea, this is about a ride.

An example of the little things you will see when you stray off the beaten path. Looks like Queensland Healer but smelled like a Labrador Retriever. I guess I’ll have to wait for the Lab report.


St. Mary’s
Fast Forward into the interior of St. Mary’s. Most of the Church doors are unlocked during business hour in the middle of the week. Only one of the Five Churches we visited had the doors locked. If you can, the middle of the week is best for visiting in my mind, as you are not subject to the actual business that occurs on the weekends such as Weddings. Worship, etc. The first question most folks ask is what year was the Church built. Simple examination of the corner stone can reveal much but each Church had some literature inside, along with newspaper clippings to satisfy the curious mind.The others remarked about the dim lighting but I soon found the main electrical panel and said “Let there be light!” and there was light. I think St Mary’s was the best visually. It seemed to have the largest interior and the most in variety of colors and examples of craftsmanship. The alter at St Mary’s was intricatly carved and painted. Pastels and bright colors create an uplifting atmosphere of wonder and something special, which obviously adds to create and atmosphere of awe and wonder. There were a lot of ohh’s and ahh’s and picture taking. Falcon carefully regulated the length of stay so as to accommodate the rest of the day, as this was just the tip of the iceberg.
Back on the machines we headed to the next destination, High Hill and the second Church, Nativity of Mary, Blessed Virgin Catholic Church. I’m going to skip going into detailed dissertations on each Church. This is something you can check on the internet with the links I am providing, the pics I am posting, or discover them yourself. Each Church has its own character and uniqueness worthy of self discovery. Here there were some more oohs and ahh’s, picture taking and after our allotted visitation, we headed to the Church in Dubina and the Piano Bridge. The Piano bridge was built in the 1880’s and is located on a narrow, emphasis on narrow tree lined road, FM 1383. At some points and possibly during the spring when the foliage is heavy, you will ride under a canopy of over hanging trees. This road is also known as “Old Piano Bridge Road”.

Self Explanatory

The Ornate, Ornateness of this Ornate Church.

We reached the bridge to find it had been closed and cabled off to vehicular traffic. We later learned the reason for the closure after inspection by TX DOT, that some of the support bolts had been recently sheared. The type of damage was indicative of someone using the bridge as a jumping ramp with their vehicle. We were denied from riding our machines across the bridge, with St. Cyrils Methodist Church just a stones throw on the other side. As we were snapping pics with our camera’s and Iphones, Falcon was rerouting us to St. Cyrils. We took a five mile scenic detour around a ranch raising Clydesdale’s and made it the St. Cyrils. As the others parked, I spotted a Historic Plaque ahead. C wondered what I was doing but quickly saw that I needed to satisfy my curiosity for history.

Old Piano Bridge Road

Our fearless leader Falcon surveys the damaged bridge.

It can take seven days to cross a “Weak” Bridge….Hardy, har, har. I crack myself up sometimes.

Dubina, Tx
The St. Cyril’s was built by Czech immigrants and is more isolated than the other Churches in respect to the towns they are near. Said to be the most grand of the Churches, it was also the most secured as it’s doors were locked. I found it to be a tranquil site and here Glenn Copeland informed me there was a Geo Cache hidden 60 yards from the Steeple. This looked like a good place for a nap but I don’t think the other riders where thinking nap time, or maybe some were. When on the road, I often use Churches as a place to nap if I get drowsy. They are usually well manicured, have benches, nice lawns or shade. With our alloted photos, we headed to the fourth Church in Ammansville and St John the Baptist Catholic Church. Here is where my mind started wandering away from the Churches and towards my next meal. We were about half way through the ride and here is where folks with A.D.D. would get a little ancy. Getting on and off the bikes, removing and replacing gear was taking its toll. There was no whinning or obvious signs of fatigue but the enthusiasm level was down a notch, even though it was still interesting. I am sure that those who skipped breakfast were getting hungry too.
After our visit at St. John’s we worked our way along the scenic roads and even more pines trees. This was my favorite stretch of road for the day as we made it to LaGrange for fuel and then to Winchester and Murphy’s Steakhouse. Had I visited this area or been aware of it before moving to Georgetown, I probably would have considered living in this region when I retired. It was getting a little warm the group pulled into the gravel parking lot next to Murphy’s, it was every man for himself but I saw more stable gound just across the street and in the shade. We got into Murphy’s after the lunch rush so there was plenty of seating and we secured a long table. I browsed the menu which seemed standard Texas Cafe Fare with all the usuals, Chicken Fried Steak, Burgers and Fried stuff but there were the Steaks. The menu listed the Steaks by ounces that said that it represented inches. I was foreign to this concept so I ordered the 12 ounce steak, medium rare. Someone order their steak “Well”, which is a sin. There is a fine line from “Well” to dry and it is a waste of good meat as far as I’m concerned.

Murphy’s Steakhouse, Winchester Tx

Falcons F-1800. Stu flew F-4’s in Vietnam. Dan Badwey in foreground as Di Di puts her gear away.

My Rib Eye
The Salad bar was minimal and my Coca Cola was flat. Two of us (B and I) who ordered Coke’s had them returned for ice tea. When my steak arrived, it was about 12 inches across and not 12 ounces. It was one of the best Steaks I have had in Texas and seemed like it was dry aged. It was juicy, tender, flavorfull and worth riding a 100 miles for. I could only eat half but could easily make two sandwiches with the left overs, which I did. I refrained from dessert since we still had to ride home with one Church left to visit. I knew that I would be nooding off at some point to facilliatate digestion of the steak, so thought ahead about getting a Red Bull or some coffee. As we donned our riding gear, we watched a one man parade. This consisted of a local walking down the middle of the road and our presence sparked some conversation. I guess we were the biggest thing that happened that day in Winchester.

B Copeland fixing her “Hair by Honda”
When then departed for Serbin and our last of our Churches, St. Paul’s Lutheran. On the way into Serbin we passed the local School Bus. We would later learn that the driver was the keeper of knowledge for St Paul’s and when he is not piloting buses, he mans the Museum which was closed. This was due to the curator being on Bus Duty. We were advised to wait for him but we had places to go and people to see and there was the prospect of ice cream waiting further on down the road. We left Serbin and as we made our way back to Hutto, riders with pending tasks started to peel off. First Jim and Tanya and then Buzz and Judy. I guess they weren’t as excited about ice cream. Earlier in the ride, “Buzz” Landry’s nickname became evident as he rode upon some carrion and a Buzzard who was the last of his class in flight school. Needless to say “Buzz” had to duck lest he wanted to floss his teeth with Buzzard feathers. Falcon said it was inevitable and thus how Buzz was dubbed “Buzz”.
On our way back, the trip to get ice cream in Weir was changed for pie at the Texan Cafe in Hutto. I was a little dissapointed but the prospect of pie sounded good too. So instead of bowl’s of ice cream dancing in my head, I began thinking of pie. If one were to declare a Pie Palace in Central Texas, the Texan Cafe would be in the top three. They even have a Pie Happy Hour! As we neared Hutto once more, I saw the familiar Hippo’s and began to drool for some Pie! We are gonna get some Pie! I started signing the Pie Song in my head. We arrived and parked in front of the Texan Cafe and learned by handwritten sign they are closed for the Holidays. Okay, my thoughts of Ice Cream and Pie were now foiled. I wanted to cry. Ice Cream, you can’t have that! Pie!, can’t have that either! Would I be reduced to settling for a Twinkie and 5 hour Energy Shot in a gast station store?
A local and a fellow Motorcyclist saw our plight and gave us information that Coffee could be procured at the adjoining beer joint and next door to that, other fresh baked goods could be secured. With a little imagination and the help of two businesses, we would or at least I would satisfy my craving for sugar and caffiene. “It’s just a trip until something goes wrong, then it’s an Adventure”. Although disappointed, it was just another instance of how a Motorcycle ride can evolve to equal or surpass your expectations. We sat down and had some Gourmet Cup Cakes at Leave it with Edith Bake Shop and even got the owner to throw on a fresh pot of Joe, even though it was near closing time. Disappointment led to discovery of two new places to visit and a great way to finish a good day with friends.
C and I were done for the day, it was getting near dusk. We had over 210 miles under our belt, with a few mounts and dismounts thrown in. Falcon, Di Di, Bling, Steve and the Schumaucher’s headed into to town to look at the pretty lights (Christmas Light Decorations). It was on their way home the prospect of balancing my machine in a line of traffic to look at shiny stuff didn’t fancy me. Plus, we wanted to take the Grand kids in the cage to look at the lights later.
If you want an all day ride, the Painted Churches Tour is a great option. It will fulfill your need to get out of the house and provide you with an informative and relaxing day. Hopefully, this little story will give you an idea of whats in store. If you check the links (bold text) I’ve provided, you can get more information and plan your own route or ride. Be Safe, Ride Safe!

The route, 210 plus miles.
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